Thursday, April 26, 2012
The ABC's Of Me
I'm a member of a terrific site, VoiceBoks, and the powers that be thought that this was a great way to get other members to check you out and see what you do all day. I think that's what this was about. I don't really know. It just looked like a fun thing to do.
I totally ripped off the poem idea from Dawn Douglas, so it's only fair that I give her a shout out. However, I do believe that mine is a wee more risque. Enjoy.
A is for the asinine things that I do.
B is for when I bungee jumped over a zoo. (not really, it was a bridge, but also a B)
C is for Cher, my childhood idol.
D is for Dani, I never took Midol.
E is for ear piercings, of which I have six.
F is for funny, feisty and flicks.
G is for Girlfriend Mom, need I say more.
H is for the hysteria that wasn’t in the brochure.
I is for my iphone, ipod and such.
J is for the joy, man these I’s give me so much.
K is for the kitchen, thankfully not my domain.
L is for the love, I pray will keep me sane.
M is for my mom, and your mom too.
N is for the “No” she often spewed.
O are for orgasms, one or many.
P is for Pilates for orgasms aplenty.
Q is for Quebec, skiing and beauty.
R is for reruns of The Facts Of Life and Tootie. (I realize that was a stretch)
S is for sex, see letters O and P.
T are for the times with lover and his kids, making it we.
U are for the UTI’s that are no fun at all.
V is for my vagina that’s always on call.
W is for my new website that’s coming soon.
X is for the Xanax that makes me swoon.
Z is for the Zumba that I once tried, not able to pop and lock, I walked out and cried.